At a Spotify panel in Nashville, a group of business luminaries pondered the nature of the Grammy Secret Committee. "I hear they wear red satin robes," said Spotify's John Marks. "I hear they only meet under the full moon and use jewel-encrusted daggers to cut names from the list," ventured CMT's Leslie Fram. "I hear they sacrifice a goat before deciding on the nominations," noted Big Loud's Seth England. "Don't be silly, you guys," chuckled Spotify's Troy Carter. "All they do is meet in an underground bunker and control the world's governments." Seen just before swearing never to speak of this again are (back, l-r) Creative Nation's Beth Laird, Thirty Tigers' David Macias, Marks and England and (front, l-r) UMG Nashville prez Cindy Mabe, Fram and Carter.
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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