Hey, kids! Are you hep to this buzzing new genre known as "rock?" Apparently it features people playing things called "guitars" and "cowbells" and other obscurities. Just for fun, we've totted up the streams for a few key exponents of this fascinating musical demimonde. The groups nowadays have kooky names full of Dragons and Pilots and, um, Queen. Let's crank up some numbers.
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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