Unlike the decisions you’ll make on Tuesday in the voting booth for the all-important Midterm Election, there’s no need to choose between the industry figures and talking points named in our latest assemblage of trending topics. These range from first-time chart-topper Andrea Bocelli to what we’ll call Proposition G, which radically devalues your Grammy vote—and it appears there's nothing you can do about this usurpation.
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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