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Friday, March 1, 2019

"SUCKER" PUNCH

The triumphant return of the Jonas Brothers (whose new single, "Sucker," is about to crash into your reality) was commemorated with this highly populated group photo at Nobu, in which Gary Spangler and Team Republic obliterated any notion of personal space while consuming 30 metric tons of yellowtail. Later, Phil McIntyre was able to sneak the band out in a crate of pickled ginger while Gary was unspooling an anecdote about getting his spins upped at Mitchell Brothers.

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