RUMOR MILL
Friday, April 19, 2019
HITS LIST ADDS VALUE
Sir Lucian Grainge led UMG to another dominant quarter, further boosting the company’s stratospheric valuation, as well as the weightiness of our latest gathering of trending topics. This episode of HITS List is further enriched by the presence of chart-topping K-Pop darlings BTS, double-dipping superstar Beyoncé, Rob Stringer’s skyrocketing Sony Music, Maverick main man Guy O, the ever-more sparkling Marty Diamond, breath of fresh air Deborah Dugan and Taylor Swift, who promises us a special surprise on 4/26.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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