RUMOR MILL
Monday, July 8, 2019
A LITTLE ALP FROM OUR FRIEND
The Beast of Provence. The Bald Mountain. Are these new nicknames for 12Tone's Steve Bartels, seen here reporting in from the French Alps? No, they are aliases of Mont Ventoux, famed for multiple dramatic Tour de France finales; Steve recently ascended the 21km peak, marking what he calls "the highest radio tower I have ever climbed to." Having climbed the radio tower, of course, Steve got his spins upped. The industry veteran then quickly rehydrated with a Château d’Esclans 2012.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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