Here’s what you’re panting to know: iTunes Radio is coming on 9/18.

APPLE PHONES HOME

Cupertino Unveils New iPhones, Plus Micro-Scoop on iTunes Radio
For Apple, today’s glittery presentation was about new phones—one cheap, one fancy. But here’s what you’re panting to know: iTunes Radio is coming on 9/18.

The new app is said to be sleek and user-friendly, with over 200 stations based on genre, as well as featured stations and ones based on your music taste. The collaboration with iCloud’s iTunes Match allows storage for the tracks purchased through the radio, as well as an ad-free listening experience for $24.99 a year. With Siri voice options, you should even be able to tell iTunes Radio to play that Arcade Fire song.

But about those phones.

“Beautifully, unapologetically plastic” is how SVP Phil Schiller described the iPhone 5C, the cheaper of two new handsets rolled out today. At $99 retail to start, the inexpensive phone, available in red, blue, yellow, green or white, should give Apple its desired leg up in developing markets.

The pricier iPhone 5S, meanwhile, is aluminum and will be offered in silver, gold and "space gray" (the latter also happens to be a popular strain at the UMPG dispensary).

The 5S uses the groovy A7 64-bit chip processor, which offers killer graphics and is said to double the speed of early models. Battery life is allegedly as good or better than that of your now-outdated iPhone.

Software SVP Craig Federighi discussed the updated iOS 7, which will let you rock the streaming on your space-gray communicator, with a buy button. The new iOS 7 will also be available gratis starting 9/18.

Another buzzed-about feature in the 5S is the fingerprint sensor, which prevents you from having to enter passwords to unlock the phone and also to buy songs and other stuff. Of course, if someone cuts off your finger they can totally bypass your security, so that's a flaw.

Apple stock has dropped more than $10 following the announcement and is now fluctuating in the neighborhood of $496 per share.

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