"We are extremely pleased with the growing deployment of our SDMI Phase I audio watermarking system by so many industry leaders," said Verance chairman David E. Leibowitz. "Of course, there’s really no water, and no mark, but what the hell—anything that sounds all fancy and hifalutin’ really turns me on."
Verance is currently working on a submission in response to the SDMI’s February 28 call for proposals for Phase II tech. "We look forward to convoluting the consumer experience to such an extent that mental hospital admissions double," said Leibowitz.
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LATEST SCORES: KENDRICK VS. DRAKE
Multiple lead changes in this playoff game. (5/6a)
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More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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