You frittered away precious moments in your busy days when, lord knows, you could have been napping or at least trolling for porn. And for that, we thank you. The response to our poll was the largest ever. It was also our first Internet poll ever, but you take what you can get.
Below you'll find a list of the winners as chosen by you, our faithful readers. The winners are listed first (and in bold-face, just in case you don't get the message), with the percentage of the vote in that category that went to the winner in parentheses.
The also-rans—like our very own Grammy nominee Bud Scoppa—are listed in descending order below each winner.
The Grammy Awards will be broadcast on CBS tomorrow night at 8 p.m. Only then will we all get to see just how brilliant (or dim) we really are.
Album Of The Year
Record Of The Year
Best New Artist
Best Polka Album
Best Album Notes
LIVE NATION POSTS (ANOTHER) RECORD QUARTER
More butts in seats than ever before. (5/3a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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