RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, March 14, 2001
DON’T YOU LOVE WATCHING GROWN MEN PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS?
HITS And Epic Present The Annual Dumb NCAA Championship Contest
We suckered the Epic Records Group Promotion Department into sponsoring another dumb HITS contest. All we had to do was promise them free sneakers and good paying summer jobs at our uncle's car dealership. Ha!
Anyway, the label's starting five—J.Lo, 3LW, Incubus, Ginuwine and Jill Scott, with Mudvayne as the fast-breaking sixth man—could probably beat Alabama State, if coaches Hilary Shaev and Syracuse alumnus Joel Klaiman would stop yapping like Dick Vitale.
To win, all you gotta do is pick:
The Final Four Teams
The Final Two Teams
The NCAA Champion
The Total Points Of The Championship Game
And we'll give you something really, really crappy.
Start dribbling, er, clicking here to play.
Deadline is midnight, Wed., March 21.
THE MUSIC OF CLIVE COMES ALIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL
That's what friends are for. (5/1a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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