BRITNEY IN GEAR
The Gear publisher’s magazine's "Search for the Perfect Woman Poll" has named singer Britney Spears as the person who most embodies the perfect woman. Gee, and we thought it was going to be RuPaul.
The poll was conducted on the band’s website, www.gearmagazine.com, to find out what their readers, 86% of them male, thought about female perfection.
Spears received 12% of the vote, followed by Jennifer Aniston (11%), Julia Roberts (9%), Natalie Portman (9%), Lucy Liu (5%), Giselle (3%), Naomi Campbell (3%), My Mother (hey, you can't talk about our Mother that way) (2%), Peta Wilson (1%) and Someone Else (46%). Now who is this Someone Else and where can we meet her?
51% believe there is a perfect woman, while 7% feel they’re dating her and 3% claim they’ve dumped her. As to what makes the perfect woman, 23% said "ability to see beyond my faults," 18% "a sense of humor," 13% breasts (yes, must have them), 12% smile, 10% intelligence, 9% butt, 6% legs, 4% kiss, 2% bank account, 2% record collection and a whopping 1% said penis.
Record collection? You mean there are actually closet "High Fidelity" fans out there?
THE MUSIC OF CLIVE COMES ALIVE AT CARNEGIE HALL
That's what friends are for. (5/1a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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JAMES KING: THE HITS INTERVIEW (PART ONE)
