ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Yoko, Olivia Harrison and Alicia Keys present the award; the Grammy goes to Daft Punk for Random Access Memories. Pharrell and Nile join them at the podium, but ASCAP head Paul Williams, a featured performer on the album, makes the speech. "I used to hallucinate things that weren't there," says Williams, "and then I got sober and two robots asked me to make a record." He praises the pair for their generosity of spirit.
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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