RUMOR MILL
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Jason Flom
INDUSTRY BALLS, PART 2,758: Here we see Lava Records founder/ruler Jason Flom shortly after his first-ever hole-in-one on 7/27 at the fourth hole of the historic National Country Club in Southampton, New York. As a member, Flom (the subject of an upcoming HITS Q&A) will be immortalized on the club’s hole-in-one plaque. We thank super-attorney and links chronicler Eric Greenspan for filing this report. In a related story, the weekend's UMPG golf tournament ended abruptly when everyone climbed in a cart and got wasted. (7/29a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
