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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Blurred Lines gender-swap video

EVER MORE "BLURRED": As ordered by our perimenopausal President Glauber (also self-appointed head of HR), the editorial department—over some protests and an "ick" from closeted co-President Hensley—hereby presents a different take on "Blurred Lines," one that Glauber describes as "infinitely less creepy and skin-crawling" than the official video to the chart-topping hit. It features a Seattle "boylesque" troupe, who give the original clip's sexual politics a serious makeover. Warning: This cannot be unseen. In other "Blurred Lines" news, there's also a cover of the song by PoMo heroes Vampire Weekend. (7/23p)

 
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