RUMOR MILL
Monday, July 22, 2013
Broadway Grosses
BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: The lights! The crowds! The music! The prosthetic noses! There's so much to love about the legit theater. Know what else is pretty sweet? The giant piles of money. Let's measure those.
1. The Lion King $2.32m
2. Wicked $1.91m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.75m
4. Kinky Boots $1.60m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.48m
6. Matilda $1.29m
7. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark $1.28m
8. The Phantom of the Opera $1.15m
9. Cinderella $1.14m
10. Pippin $1.04m
Meanwhile, the UMPG musical, Everybody on the Canni-Bus, has once again been delayed due to somebody accidentally rolling up the script and smoking it. (7/22p)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
