RUMOR MILL
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Britney video debut
IT'S BRITNEY, SMURF-BITCH: Presenting the official video (courtesy of the fine folks at VEVO) for Britney Spears' "Ooh La La" (Kemosabe/RCA). The clip (which features the singer's insanely cute sons, Preston and Jayden Federline, in their acting debuts), finds Brit transported into a movie screen, after which she parties down with a bunch of smurfs in an enchanted mushroom forest. The Smurfs 2 soundtrack cut is Top 25 on the Pop chart. In a related story, a UMPG staffer said, "Dude, either I'm really high or Britney Spears is partying with a bunch of smurfs in an enchanted mushroom forest." (7/11p)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
