One-Days

YOUR ONE-DAYS: Based on very preliminary data, we're giving the edge to Bruno Mars for #1 next week, thanks in part to a one-day $1.99 sale at Amazon MP3. His album, along with several other hit titles, remains priced under $5 this morning. Here are this week's key debuts:

Hillsong United (Hillsong) 35-40k
Atoms For Peace (XL) 25-30k
Michael Bolton (Montaigne) 12-17k
Mavericks (Valory) 10-15k

Note: In the event of a sequester, all of the above acts will cut overhead by collaborating on one extended, avant-garde Christian country space-punk album of classic R&B covers. (2/27p)

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
Celebrity death match underway on album chart (5/17a)
OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a)
STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs
A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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