UPDATE: COL. MUSTARD AIN'T GOT A CLUE

Every week the HITS staff crowds into the kitchenette (by which we mean a shelf halfway between the office supplies and the bathroom) for a nourishing deli lunch. And every week, despite the staggering preponderance of mustard, the mustard gods bring us yet more. Our collection of this tangy, yellowish adornment is now a wonder of the Western World. We therefore present to you a glimpse of The HITS Permanent Mustard Collection.

UPDATE: Proving the old maxim that true art can come in any medium, peep this dazzling new exhibit in the HITS Mustard Museum:

In a related story, expect at least three eblasts from Billboard today about their mayonnaise holdings.