LOST IN TRANSLATION

"So how do you happen to find yourself here?" asks our own Samantha Hissong of Sony Music Sweden’s Mark Dennis during his visit to HITS HQ. "I drew the short straw," replied Dennis, shortly before Editor in Chief Lenny Beer ordered the Swiss flag to be flown proudly. By an astonishing coincidence, the instructions for assembling The MGMT Company's Tom Maffei are only available in Swedish. Seen before rolling up a blunt in a nearby stock certificate are (l-r) Maffei, Dennis, Hissong and Beer.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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