HIGH HOLIDAY

It’s 4/20. And even though we have to “work”—by which we mean show up at our desk and clack conspicuously at our keyboards until the bosses shuffle by—we are eager to celebrate the most sacred date on the calendar.

We’ve got some ridiculously dank bud (the kids call it “flower” now) stuffed into the bong (the kids call it “that weird old man waterpipe thing” now). We’ve also got some girthy joints (marijuana cigarettes), a dropper of cannabis tincture, some sublingual strips that taste like garbage but add a floaty dimension to our buzz, and an array of infused chocolates that should blast us into the stratosphere. But what to listen to?

Well, the playlists have started pouring in; check out these two on Spotify. And you know what? Yeahhhhhh.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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