Wait, doesn’t the sun set in the west? But never mind the bollocks, Miley, it’s time for another gathering of trending industry topics, appearing as May turns to June...

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Wait, doesn’t the sun set in the West? But never mind the bollocks, Miley, it’s time for another gathering of trending industry topics, appearing as May turns to June and the familiar crest recedes into memory along with the Burbank ski lodge. We’re gonna miss you, Bros.

Arrayed below the new Warner Records logo (which causes us to imagine the NBA changing its logo guy from Jerry West to Kawhi Leonard) are other harbingers of change, including Justin Lubliner, Deborah Dugan, Lucy Dickins, Elton’s new doppelganger, Miley’s new look and Dennis Dennehy’s new business card, as well as the latest of our constant shout-outs to Lil Nas X. So what else is new? Scott Borchetta’s not saying.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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