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Thursday, July 18, 2019

PHILYMACK DADDIES


In the wake of the Amazon doc and on the verge of their mega-tour, The Jonas Brothers and Philymack boss Phil McIntyre congratulate newly promoted President John Taylor, who was subsequently chased down a corridor by a throng of screaming fans. In other Philymack news, Alexis Rasten (pictured at right) will oversee all marketing and PR efforts for the company; she looks forward to losing our numbers.

JONAS BROS ADD TO THEIR BIGGEST TOUR YET
JOBROS' BROS
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