RUMOR MILL
Thursday, July 18, 2019
PHILYMACK DADDIES
In the wake of the Amazon doc and on the verge of their mega-tour, The Jonas Brothers and Philymack boss Phil McIntyre congratulate newly promoted President John Taylor, who was subsequently chased down a corridor by a throng of screaming fans. In other Philymack news, Alexis Rasten (pictured at right) will oversee all marketing and PR efforts for the company; she looks forward to losing our numbers.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
