LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BILLIE, TAYLOR AND CAMILA

The bulletin board don't lie, people:Darkroom/Interscope breakout Billie Eilish will be SNL's musical guest on 9/28. But that's just the start of a superstar slate for the fall; Taylor Swift is due to appear on 10/5 and Camila Cabello on 10/12.

We note also that these appearances will put Billie and Taylor on TV during first-round Grammy voting.

The SNL staff is already said to be hard at work on music-themed skits that go on for 18 minutes. Stay tuned.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/30a)
TAY RACKS UP STATS, OBLITERATES RECORDS
What did you expect? (4/30a)
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOUR
Promises to be a Hard ticket to score. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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