WAY OFF MENU

At the century-old Hollywood hotspot Musso & Frank, HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer horns in on the solitude of industry legend Jerry Sharell, for whom the spectacle of Beer putting away a plate of sand dabs and a watercress salad would rank among the most horrific sights of his life. In a related story, HITS is only one-third as old as Musso, but our jokes are way older.