AIRHEAD: THE SECRET COMMITTEE MAKES THE SAUSAGE (T-GIVING UPDATE)

In the latest installment of our animated outrage, we conjure the arcane rites of the Grammy Secret Nominating Committee—depicted here as lying somewhere between H.P. Lovecraft and Rube Goldberg—and the eternal braying of Lyor, who arrives to spoil the fun. Any resemblance to committees earthly or celestial is purely coinicidental.

SONG REVENUE:
A LOT OF “US”
K. Dot is scary big. (5/16a)
TOP 20: TAYLOR'S REIGN CONTINUES
All 31 flavors still available. (5/16a)
RAJ KAPOOR: STACKING THE STARS, MAKING THE ACMs SHINE
Producer putting the finishing touches on Thursday's show. (5/16a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/16a)
COHEN TRICKED INTO HITS EDITORIAL ROLE
Another on bites the dust. (5/16a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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