WFH SELFIES:
SATURN RETURN

Why does Caroline boss Jacqueline Saturn look so overjoyed? Because she just found out her photo would be running on this fercockte website. Working from home certainly has its challenges, but at least we're here to make it worse.

Do you have a masked and/or working-from-home selfie to share with us? You won't regret sending it to [email protected]. That's totally a lie. You will regret it bitterly, and forever. But send it anyway. Love you. Mean it.

HITS LIST BLASTS OFF
Space is the place for Tay. (4/26a)
SONG STREAMS: SWIFT SETS STREAMING RECORD
What did you expect? (4/26a)
SPRING BREAKOUTS: THESE HEATERS ARE STILL HOT
Who's Boomin who. (4/26a)
SONG REVENUE: “SWEET” SMELLS OF SUCCESS
Life after "Church" (4/26a)
STAGECOACH: SETS TO SEE AND PLACES TO BE
Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls. (4/26a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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