CHILI PEPPERS SAY HE'S THEIR GUY

Having serving as a trusted advisor to Red Hot Chili Peppers since their parting of ways with Q Prime, Guy Oseary is now officially stepping in as their manager.

Guy O has, of course, also been repping such promising kids as Madonna and U2. The Peppers' longtime legal eagle, Eric Greenspan, remains a key team member.

Rumors that Guy attended a Zoom call with the band wearing only a tubesock could not be confirmed at press time.

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