"EVERYTHING SUCKS" (ESPECIALLY US)

Look for vaultboy to be crowned SiriusXM's Hits 1 to Watch as the artist's "Everything Sucks" (out via Troy Carter's Venice) gets a major look. Alex Tear and team are leading the charge on the madly buzzing cut, which first broke out on TikTok early in 2021 and rapidly became a sensation, scoring massive streams (25m+ on Spotify alone). You can peep the video below.

Speaking of vault boys, we reached into our own vaults and found this boyish photo of Alex, brought to you by our forthcoming 35th Anniversary special. If flipping through that doorstop doesn't make you believe everything sucks, we don't know what will.

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With extra relish (5/8a)
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No longer keeping his diss-tance. (5/8a)
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Holy mackerel, Monte! (5/8a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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