ALTAR-NATIVE ROCK

Arista/Sony Latin's comely Italian rock foursome Måneskin, you may have noticed, has a distinct visual flair and a fondness for grand gestures. So it stands to reason that the Grammy Best New Artist nominees would stage a Spotify-hosted "wedding" to commemorate the drop of their hotly anticipated new album, RUSH! The 17-track set, as it happens, zoomed to #1 at iTunes in 20 countries immediately upon release, barely leaving the band members enough time to take their garters off.

Anyhoo, the amped-up nuptials—during which Måneskin members Thomas, Damiano, Vic and Ethan (pictured) took vows of eternal rock 'n' roll loyalty—were witnessed by MC Alessandro Michele and such glam dignitaries as Baz Luhrmann, Machine Gun Kelly and Floria Sigismondi, to name but a few. Rumors that David Massey jumped out of the wedding cake could not be confirmed at press time. Rumor also has it that Ethan was a real bridezilla.